Well it was a lovely sunny day in London and I couldn't wait to get started to see woman I could get into. Soon enough I struck gold with a lady in all black with long black hair and red lipstick, fuck I love that look. And when she left her handbag on the back seat when she went for the toilet so I grabbed her purse so she wasn't able to pay. Then it was drop off time, she said she must of left it at home, and now she has no money. The smile was big on my face. Well love it's a simple case of fuck me or fuck off I've got work to do. She choose the fucking. She was a quiet woman and make little noise as I hammered her in the back of the taxi, but I didn't give a fuck and ended the fuck with a nice creampie. Don't worry I stuck her purse back in her handbag when she wasn't looking. I might be a right dirty little bastard but I'm a nice guy really.
Channel: Fake Taxi
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